And they come in THREES…

From what I hear… things come in threes. Not really sure why its threes… and not fours, or fives… or twos… but three. Perhaps there is a biblical reference (e.g. the holy trinity - the father, son and the holy ghost)? Or maybe i’m just being my usual space cadet self for not knowing. At any rate — the way of the world prefers threes, so fine. I suppose I have no choice but to accept it.

I’m not sure if my “three” moments of utter chaos have happened all ready today, or if it’s really only been two, and one is still coming. Or worse… maybe it’s been four… and I have two more to go to even things out? Apparently the way of the world also prefers balance… hence, Karma. How do I determine which events count as part of the “comes as threes” series? Do I sort by non-related events? So say my pet gerbil got paralyzed and needed gerbil diapers because he couldn’t control his bowls… then, hours later, he died. Is that one event or two? Because both events involved my (non-existent) pet gerbil, so they get lumped together? Rather, my pet gerbil get paralyzed and dies, then, I giant meteor lands on my pinky toe… that would definitely be two events right? Or three? You see my confusion…?

It’s not even dinner time yet, and I just want to go to sleep until Saturday. I guess you can say, I am just trying to brace myself for whatever else I got coming today. Apparently, I pissed somebody of power off recently, because I am really feeling the anger… all up in my bubble.

Have Mercy….