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And they come in THREES…
From what I hear… things come in threes. Not really sure why its threes… and not fours, or fives… or twos… but three. Perhaps there is a biblical reference (e.g. the holy trinity - the father, son and the holy ghost)? Or maybe i’m just being my usual space cadet self for not [...]
Uppity-ness Defined
I have done my best to keep my political views as far from my blog as possible, except for the occasional response to a random media outburst. But I just read an article that literally made me laugh out loud…
Here are the highlights…
In a Washington D.C. conversation with reporters, the two-term Sharpsburg congressman Lynn [...]
Rubberband Banks
“And you ain’t never ever gotta go in yo’ wallet;
Long as I got rubberband banks in my pocket
Five, six rides with rims and a bodykit;
You ain’t gotta downgrade, you can get what I get
My chick can have what she want;
Can go to any store, buy any bag she want…”
T.I., Whatever You Like
Let’s talk about this [...]
The Attack of the Irate Driver
You may recall a recent post of mine about an Irate biker who thought it oh so necessary to stalk me one Friday morning…
Well - my boyfriend found this on CNN.com, and I thought it was all too appropriate. Enjoy!
A Casualty of my Own War
I had this epiphany today. Not one of those “oh, the clouds have parted and the harps are being strung to the melodic sound of the birds chirping, and the wind blowing” type of epiphany. It was more like a “oh, the clouds have parted and the lightening missed my ass by a half [...]
The Attack of the Irate Biker…I mean Cyclist
Context:
Time was approximately 10:15 am. I am minding my own business, jamming to some Adrian Hood, on the way to Starbucks to ease my nerves, and start my Friday highly caffeinated. I am making my way up the last incline, before making a right turn into the shopping center, when I roll up [...]
HilBama-nation
What happened at an NYC art exhibit the other day was an absolute HILBAMANATION, or abomination. Yes, perhaps a cheesy play on words, but the fact still remains.
According to the NY Times blog: Cityroom, “Boston-born performance artist, Yazmany Arboleda, tried to set up a provocative art exhibition in a vacant storefront on West 40th [...]
Who Peed in Mother Nature’s Cheerios?
The onset of natural disaster after natural disaster in the last year… particularly in the last month… got me thinking. Someone must have really ticked off Mommy Nature…
Just in the last seven days… there have been tornadoes in South East US, a cyclone in Myanmar, and an Earthquake in China?!?! What in tarnation is going [...]
Cake Party Caveats
Last Sunday, I attended my very first cake party. To those who have no idea what a cake party is…please allow me to share insight: a cake party is a party where you eat cake. See? Not to difficult a concept right?
But seriously, a friend of a friend aspires to be a baker, so she [...]
